What's up with this?

I'm SO confused...

This is so weird. Between 4PM and 8PM I added 60 new subscribers. Then, between 9:30 and 11 I gained another 15.

So then, “Hi all you new Everybodies!”

But I haven’t written anything here for some time, and nothing that would generate 75 new subscribers all in one day, in one big clump, so I have to ask of my new 75 followers, “Why?“ and “What’s the deal?” and “Are any of you real at all?”

Just Asking…